Hate Crime
I don’t care for people who abuse children. People who abuse children are not among my favorite kinds of people.
Fuck that. I hate the sonnavabitches and speaking in pastels doesn’t change the ugly color of bruising, visible or not.
What we as a society need to do is call a spade a spade and then use that spade to bash in the head of child abusers before planting them six feet deep.
That’s what I said when I ran for the presidency of the garden club, and that’s what I’m saying now as I run for re-election.
Thank you.